Male Creative Director to Female Junior Copywriter 

You're probably gonna fall in love, get married, have kids and stop being funny. So you might wanna just quit while you're ahead

"You're probably gonna fall in love, get married, have kids and stop being funny. So you might wanna just quit while you're ahead." I had been at my first job as a copywriter for less than a year. This CD was the one who hired me, and he had a sick way of trying to motivate me to be a better writer. He would literally just wander over to my desk at random times during the day and start "imparting wisdom." He told me that the only way I was ever going to be good was to dedicate my whole life to being a copywriter. Mind you, he had a wife and two kids of his own.